Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4 inches

very funny and looks like a real turd!

my old man always complains about me using mum's bathroom (for any reason), so when he got home from work, I loudly announced to the whole family that I had to go poopy, put the fake turd on the seat, flushed and waited. about 30 minutes later, there was very loud shouting from mum's bathroom, he was ranting about how I needed to clean up my mess, so i walked past him, and just grabbed a fistful of plastic poopy. OHHH the look on his face....!!!! mum and I laughed for 5 minutes straight (and I was so thoroughly amused, I sounded like some olde timey cartoon witch cackling) he was not amused in the least.. but I MOST DEFINITELY WAS! cute/color: eh.... it looks like a realistic poop...so cuteness is not exactly a word I would attribute to this product. but it looks exactly as described in the listing so 10/10! smell: I mean... if you're gonna SNIFF IT, it smells faintly of plastic (kind of like when you first take a pool toy out of the packaging) 10/10! value for money: HELL... YES.... 🤣100/10! size: 🤣 a good solid log of poop! 10/10! gift value: this number differs based on if the recipient has a good sense of humor or not 😅 as a gift for my mum? 10/10! but as a gift for my old man? -100/10!

absolutely realistic fooled my wife

I got this for an April Fool's joke, but after I placed it on the toilet rim it somehow fell in. My partner went into the bathroom and thought I had been disgusting and hadn't flushed, lol. So he flushed this. Maybe 4 in piece of plastic down the toilet. Yikes! Unfortunately, our plumbing could handle it but the joke could have been on me.

Easy transaction and speedy delivery. Gag toys for the grandsons.

I had such high hopes for this but it won't stay on the seat. Kept falling into the toilet so it wasnt the joke I had hoped for.

Looks great.

How on earth this product EVER received so many 5 star ratings is absolutely baffling! Goes to show how important it is to read the 1 & 2 stars A LOT more thoroughly, and to not have much faith in a product just because it has high ratings. Lesson learned! We received this today, and honestly, the biggest laugh of all is spending towards $6 for something that in no way even closely resembles the real thing - AND the fact that it is VERY small. (Like another reviewer said - it’s the size you’d find in a cat litter box - very small). We got this as our young grandson LOVES practical jokes, so we thought this would be such fun for him to prank his parents and friends. But after seeing it, I honestly doubt we will even give it to him as it’s embarrassing how fake looking it is. The shine is so entirely brilliant (as in blinding - not as in “great job”) that it’s hard to imagine designers actually thinking that looks real. If it were silver, you could literally use it as a mirror. I tried to catch the shine in my photos, but it’s so much worse in person. Also, we “thought” it was going to be squishy - which obviously would have added an insane amount of realism to it - but it is hard as a rock! Between the insane shine and the rock hard plastic, this thing does not even closely resemble the product photos. Six bucks isn’t like losing hundreds, but this is definitely in the top 10 of the worst six bucks I’ve ever spent. I hate to say it, but the joke was on us. 😔

I deceived many people hehehe. Good seller and perfect product. I love it too much.

Great party joke